Monday, March 4, 2013

"Nope."


"Nope."

            “Nope.”
            “Well did you go in the ATTIC?”
            “Nope.”
            “WHERE then?”
            “Wall… I’s went STRAIGHT THREW the SHED.  Then I’d said “Whoa JUNIOR; where you THINK you go’en.”
             “In the shed?”
            “Yup.”
            “You found it there?”
            “Nope.”
            “So NOT in the SHED?”
            “Nope.  They have HORSES.”
            “Right.”
            “So they put that COW in the shed”.
            “That shed?”
            “Nope.  Connected to it.”
            “Another shed?  Connected to the first shed?”
            “Yup.  Walked right in.  Whoa Junior I say”.
            “In the SECOND shed?”
            “Nope.  COW in THERE.  Whoa Junior I say.”
            “In the cow shed?”
            “Yup.  Stepped back.  Whoa Junior I say!”
            “From the cow shed?”
            “Yup.”
            “To the first shed?”
            “Nope.  House.  Noth’en in the shed.”
            “You didn’t find it there?”
            “Nope.  COME BACK THROUGH.”
            “The shed?”
            “Yep.”
            “So where did you find it?”
            “Wall…”
            “Well?”
            “Wall… that SHED stepped to the KITCHEN.  HAD a little ROOM.
            “A little room?
            “Yup.”
            “Between the shed and the kitchen?”
            “Yup.  Dark.”
            “The room?
            “Yup.”
            “No windows?”
            “Nope.  One.”
            “Window?”
            “Yup.  I see the back.”
            “Back of the room?”
            “Nope.  The chair back.”
            “So you got it?”
            “Nope.  Didn’t say a word.”
            “About the chair?”
            “Nope.  Too cold.”
            “Too cold to get the chair?”
            “Yup.  Sat in the kitchen.  Him SHORT but his wife’s OK.”
            “You talked?”
            “Yup.”
            “In the kitchen?”
            “Yup.  Snow’en”.
            “So how’d you get the chair?”
            “Wall… said I’d give TWO for it.”
            “The chair?  In the shed room?”
            “Nope.  Kitchen.”
            “The chair was in the kitchen?”
            “Nope.  Shed.  SAID TWO in the kitchen; too COLD in there.”
            “And they sold it?”
            “Nope.”
            “Wouldn’t sell it?”
            “Nope.  Went and got it.”
            “The chair?”
            “Yup.  Old and WIGGLES I say.”
            “The chair?”
            “Yup.  HE say it NOT.”
            “Wiggles?”
            “Nope.  Old.”
            “The chair’s not old?”
            “Yup.  Old dub.”
            “The chair?”
            “Nope.  HIM.”
            “He’s a dub?”
            “Yup.  SHORT TOO.”
            “But you bought it?”
            “Yup.”
            “For the two?”
            “Nope.  Said FIVE.”
            “You offered?”
            “Nope.”
            “They said?”
            “Nope.  HE said; old SHORT”.
            “And you paid him.”
            “Yup.  Took it right out of there.  Snow’en to BEAT THE BAND”.
            “Great chair.”
            “Yep.”
            “Gonna keep it?”
            “Nope”.


           
           



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