"Nope."
“Nope.”
“Well
did you go in the ATTIC?”
“Nope.”
“WHERE
then?”
“Wall…
I’s went STRAIGHT THREW the SHED.
Then I’d said “Whoa JUNIOR; where you THINK you go’en.”
“In the shed?”
“Yup.”
“You
found it there?”
“Nope.”
“So
NOT in the SHED?”
“Nope. They have HORSES.”
“Right.”
“So
they put that COW in the shed”.
“That
shed?”
“Nope. Connected to it.”
“Another
shed? Connected to the first
shed?”
“Yup. Walked right in. Whoa Junior I say”.
“In
the SECOND shed?”
“Nope. COW in THERE. Whoa Junior I say.”
“In
the cow shed?”
“Yup. Stepped back. Whoa Junior I say!”
“From
the cow shed?”
“Yup.”
“To
the first shed?”
“Nope. House. Noth’en in the shed.”
“You
didn’t find it there?”
“Nope. COME BACK THROUGH.”
“The
shed?”
“Yep.”
“So
where did you find it?”
“Wall…”
“Well?”
“Wall…
that SHED stepped to the KITCHEN.
HAD a little ROOM.
“A
little room?
“Yup.”
“Between
the shed and the kitchen?”
“Yup. Dark.”
“The
room?
“Yup.”
“No
windows?”
“Nope. One.”
“Window?”
“Yup. I see the back.”
“Back
of the room?”
“Nope. The chair back.”
“So
you got it?”
“Nope. Didn’t say a word.”
“About
the chair?”
“Nope. Too cold.”
“Too
cold to get the chair?”
“Yup. Sat in the kitchen. Him SHORT but his wife’s OK.”
“You
talked?”
“Yup.”
“In
the kitchen?”
“Yup. Snow’en”.
“So
how’d you get the chair?”
“Wall…
said I’d give TWO for it.”
“The
chair? In the shed room?”
“Nope. Kitchen.”
“The
chair was in the kitchen?”
“Nope. Shed. SAID TWO in the kitchen; too COLD in there.”
“And
they sold it?”
“Nope.”
“Wouldn’t
sell it?”
“Nope. Went and got it.”
“The
chair?”
“Yup. Old and WIGGLES I say.”
“The
chair?”
“Yup. HE say it NOT.”
“Wiggles?”
“Nope. Old.”
“The
chair’s not old?”
“Yup. Old dub.”
“The
chair?”
“Nope. HIM.”
“He’s
a dub?”
“Yup. SHORT TOO.”
“But
you bought it?”
“Yup.”
“For
the two?”
“Nope. Said FIVE.”
“You
offered?”
“Nope.”
“Nope.”
“They
said?”
“Nope. HE said; old SHORT”.
“And
you paid him.”
“Yup. Took it right out of there. Snow’en to BEAT THE BAND”.
“Great
chair.”
“Yep.”
“Gonna
keep it?”
“Nope”.
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