(Yankee) Hoarding
Part Six (A)
"Management Allocation Asset Alternative"
After
running out of hoard
To
point the finger at
And
pondering after all
Is
this hoard a... really that
Bothered
by the biggest pile
Of
clutter old and dear
Shuttered
windows hide that while
One
may re-appraise their fear.
No
one thinks much about this (Yankee) hoarding
“Peculiar”
It
is peculiar; this “Right” “Tidied up” “I know” “Sure...
I
see it all the time”.
“THAT
ONE; that couple, those people... over there. That they
Are
one
That: Hoarding. Hoard. I saw
it. No one says anything more most
of the time.
“Just
maybe... sometime... someone... should... clean it up”.
That’s
a funny way of looking at wealth management. Isn’t it?
Oh
yes... your so rich... I know.
Your advice... financial advice... is
Poignant. Yes: Poignant.
That’s what a word can do for money. Old money.
When...
the... large internet search engine company ‘went public’ and that ‘can do’
money came about and has turned into old money... many haphazard ‘your advice’
wrote out their
Poignant
Postulations
and
SOMEONE
called one distribution of funds advice “alternative asset allocation”. (No... I’m not visiting a museum
today). Did you think that was a
wand that makes magic? Alternative
asset allocation. “Oh I know; they
buy two matching sports cars and an island off the coast of Maine”.
That
is exactly... not it. No.
Alternative
assets are... harder to locate... than a “I suppose”. Allocation of alternative assets is even more ‘harder to
locate’... than a “I suppose”. You
don’t do “I suppose” very well anyway so just the locating, for you, is
harder...
I
suppose.
Most
postulations are tedious... ring-on-finger... weddings of ‘not thinking this
well’ doings that... do not embed hoard... That is right:
The back of your second garage bay is either ‘clutter free’ empty or a
cascade of your flawed failure of hoard.
I don’t need to support that for YOU are obsessed with taking a “ME” to
“SEE” it (the garage bay full) if... yeah... YOU HAVE “SOMETHING GOOD” “IN THERE?”. To me; a New England antiquarian
picker... it is like (as if) you want to take me to a little room and show me
your UNDER ... PANTS. Now... if
this is suddenly starting to make sense to you... returning to focus on
alternative assets and their allocation(s) (yes... a plural)... we (us together)... will go back to the ‘Gold
Rush’ (California 1849) and:
Okay
that, the Gold Rush... was that GOLD was FOUND
On
the GROUND.
That
is not hoard. No. That was gold. Found.
On
the ground.
See? No... you don’t want to? Hoard is gold found
On
ground?
It
is an asset? Alternative.
A
found asset alternative... allocation... a
“YOU
MAY DO”.
“Oh.”
And
let us get it clear right away.
With (Yankee) hoard... your really tacky... about it. With it. With you... and it.
So... when I move (Yankee) hoard into ‘old money’... I mean... you get
REALLY tacky. You know how you are
about money. And other people’s
money. Other people’s old
money. And... toss in (Yankee)
hoard ... to that tacky... it is
THAT
TACKY (you are really tacky).
So...
when we take this tacky to ‘alternative assets’, ‘allocations’ and, well... the
crap in the back of your garage that includes... the NEED (?) to have a “ME”
look at that (‘your underpants’) to
AFFIRM
And
assure that you
DO
NOT KNOW (what ‘my stuff’ is)
AND
ARE TACKY
Again: I am writing about (Yankee) hoarding
It
is
Alternative...
asset... allocation...
Management.
Old
Yankee... old money... allocated assets managed
OLD
YANKEE
(That
is not you). (The ‘my stuff’ in
your second garage bay is... CRAP).
Did
I just do “OMG”? Yes I did. “OMG” you find out old (Yankee) hoard
is managed allocations (of old money) of assets that are alternative. The ‘banjo clock’ hanging in the front
hall*** is an
Alternative
Asset
Allocation
Of
old (Yankee) money (funds)
By
conscious design (management)...
Is
conscious design management... good taste?
Would
you prefer to “OMG” again or just go directly to “oh shit”? ...
Because
you don’t have this... do you. And
your finger points at an “anyone” you can find... that does...:
Conscious
design (Yankee) hoarding... is about ...good taste and bad taste... (with that
second having an above head entry banner of “TACKY”).
“Wow.”
Huh. “Yeah... we got trouble. Again... this is (Yankee) hoarding I
write about. And the back of your
garage is filled with crap and you have no hoard of alternative managed asset
allocation of ‘good taste’ and that is so unfair that it comes down to your
space filled with crap and the HOARDERS having good taste as being the
successful criteria for their success with hoard and.
Just
give it up and go to your peculiar happiness that YOU know as YOUR hoard...
hoarder... hoarding: GO PARK in
the box store parking lot, go ‘inside’ and ‘buy crazy’. It is... a form of suicide. You will never have to consider
(Yankee) hoard again. You will
spend any and all of your ‘old’ (Yankee hoard) money... on crap. Don’t worry... most people are... good
at it.
Buying
crap. Hoarding crap. The ‘they’ are good at it. While what? While what is the rude and rugged hoard by (Yankee) hoarding
hoarders... managed by them as an alternative asset allocation of old (Yankee)
hoard (hoarded) FUNDS (cash... “money”)... That’s not what the... and what is
more of a ponderous too is the “that” (the hoard) is purloined from neglect by
these (Yankees) after this ‘that’ fell into the ‘clutter’ ‘mess’ of
“They
are HOARDERS you know”.
Maybe
“need to”... do we... to second... or forth or FIFTH (this has got to be my
fifth hoard ‘world turned upside down’ postulation within this essay) look
again before we...
“Make
a mistake to say that.” My fifth
look for you is that a hoard-hoarding-hoarder may well be a very adept
financial management of a remarkable body of alternative assets (‘found on the
ground’) that, as a conscious allocation... shows
“Who
is the old (Yankee) fool?
I
guess... I surmise... I must continue (a “Part B”) to work with this remarkable
precept of (Yankee) hoarding:
Alternative asset allocation and its management.
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